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September 29, 2009

Why other Penis brands suck

Filed under: Second Life Shit! — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , — Hugsie @ 9:22 am

I deal with a lot of cock every day, and this is one of the MAIN reasons why I’ve created my own penis and give it away for free, because frankly, MANY of the penises out there in Second Life, freebies, and retail ones, just plain SUCK.

Onduty

  • Notoriously spams channel 2 (turn on a listener some time in a big sex area, and you’ll be amazed!)
  • Bad scripting with regular run-time errors and Stack-Heap Collisions
  • no soft mode, it angles down looking broke like you snapped a wooden stick
  • HUD shows advertisements that you can’t remove w/o buying a full version

REALISM

  • Better suited for large male avatars
  • pee hole looks like a vagina
  • Ugly texture. It appears dirty, as if it was dipped in chocolate syrup

Bad@zz Photorealistic Penis

  • Does NOT look photo realistic at ALL, nor “realistic” for that matter
  • Looks like a freebie cock from 3 years ago
  • Never matches skin tone of the user, and looks very fake
  • Not sculpted
  • The base of the penis looks like it has a “knuckle” when soft.
  • Sex-Text spam when touched by others, akin to Xcite

Xcite (x2, x3)

  • Notorious for being sex-chat spammy
  • cumbersome interface for doing simple things like rotation angles and cumming
  • Looks bad when angled down, trying to appear soft. It has no true “soft” mode just get’s smaller and angles down.
  • Annoying 3rd party interactions from strangers making it do functions w/o your knowledge.
  • All these annoying aspects (chat spam, touch interactions) are not disabled by default

Dark Delights Real Penis (Ishtara Rothschild)

  • Has a “fan” of pre-angled penises so no fine control of it’s angles
  • Freebie version is either hard or soft and isn’t scripted
  • Looks similar to Freehy’s freebie penis (see below)
  • Spams messages for every function/action it does

Sculpted freebie (Freehy Korobase)

  • Another “fan” cock
  • Bad particle effect, only works on “center” penis position

VAW XTC cock

  • fucking ugly textures, looks like tree bark.
  • Penis head texture is way-way off, pee hole looks like a Moebius strip.
  • ridiculous cum texture
  • texture on the balls “band” around them resembling the planet Jupiter.

Sensations Cock (H)

  • Ugly prims
  • Wood like texture

S&S Freebie sculptie cock

  • Literally looks like a TURD with two walnuts attached to it.
  • Sculpt shape is so poorly made, you can see SEAMS like a pea pod, as if it was made from construction paper by a kindergartener.
  • Not scripted at all, doesn’t do anything at all (no hard/soft, no cum)

Brands I do like (besides mine)

  • Lotus
  • Kori (though some look like elephant trunks but looks good on most people who buy’em)
  • Sensations v2 sculptie
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9 Comments »

  1. The sculpted freebie “by” Freehy Korobase (supposedly) looks so similar to the sculpted Dark Delights penis because it was ripped from the latter. The fact that the rip-off is being advertised here like a real product… with the comment that my product, the very first sculpted penis in Second Life (sculpt maps were developed on the test grid and uploaded to the main grid the moment sculpties became available on Agni)… well, I really don’t know what to make of that. It would have been nice to be informed that somebody ripped my sculpt maps and textures, but I guess that goes against the “stuff should be free, I don’t care if I ruin the market” mentality.

    Comment by Ishtara — October 3, 2009 @ 1:55 pm

    • I’m not “advertising” this alleged copy of your penis, anymore than I’m advertising any of these other crap-tastic penises I’ve listed here. Surely you knew that the Freehy Korobase version has been around for at least 2 years, yet you act like you’re just now learning of this. Plus you wrote this comment as if that’s some how MY fault? I’ll just assume English isn’t your first language, and try not to think you’re accusing me of stealing.

      At least your penis is still functionally better, with more pre-set angles to choose from and a better particle script for cumming. As for it being the first sculpt penis, that’s rather moot now. Nothing from the beta server is automatically moved into the main Angi servers. You still had to upload the sculpt textures your self; so how was it stolen? Maybe Freehy just happened to design a similar penis as yours? I’ve not bothered to compare the two penises if they match exactly, since I don’t want to waste money buying every penis in SL. Again don’t blame me for something someone else did, and degraded your whatever value your penis still has.. you’re STILL selling your penis at Dark Delights on a regular basis, so I don’t see why you gotta be whining on my blog about it.

      If anything you should look at this as a learning experience, and encouragement to create something better. I have, and I’m already on my 3rd version of my (free) penis. If possible pay heed to some of the complaints I’ve listed about all the other annoying and ridiculous “features” these penises have.

      Comment by hugsalot — October 3, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

  2. I have no idea how long the ripped copy of my Real Penis has circulated on the grid. My sculpt maps and textures, which this Freehy Korobase character ripped from me, were uploaded May 2007. For about one year now, I’ve been fighting windmills and filed 14 DMCAs so far; where did I say that I just learned about this? And where did I say that it was automatically uploaded to Agni? Of course I uploaded the sculpt maps and textures myself. I think the problem is not so much that English is my second language (it really is btw), but that you obviously don’t read very carefully.

    The only thing I accuse you of is that you make it seem as if I’m reselling a freebie. Look at Freehy Korobases empty NPioF profile — a throwaway griefing alt if I’ve ever seen one — and then look at mine. Then compare the talent that went into the scripting and the design of the HUD controls (the color palette for example), and assess the overall quality of the build (the Freehy thing is badly thrown together, nothing is really aligned). It should be quite clear who stole from whom. Sorry for using the old “Think before you post” phrase, but it really applies here. At the very least you could edit your blog post accordingly.

    Comment by Ishtara — December 8, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

  3. Where can I get this free penis of yours in-world?

    Comment by Fanar Moyet — April 8, 2010 @ 2:04 am

    • i find the onduty penis is the best by fare , iv tride lots of other penisses none can touch the onduty,, but i cant find a place on sl where i can get another one from,, could you send me one plz , if ever your on sl plz IM me and i can talk and explane better , thank you so much , bye 4 now ,,,

      Comment by sinner dover — July 3, 2010 @ 11:06 am

      • Wow seriously, you actually like the onduty penis, you must be complete moron. The ONDUTY penis is one of the WORST penis in SL. I rather wear an Xcite penis, since it actually SPAMS LESS than this does.

        It looks like crap; it’s not even a sculpt object. It has no soft mode. People try to rotate it downwards to make it a appear soft but it looks like a broken stick the way the shaft is attached to the balls. Plus it has a slight curve to it, so it can’t possibly work as a “soft” penis. And walking around with a hardon all day is just retard.

        MY main problem with Onduty, is it spams channel 2 constantly lagging everyone. The HUD displays ADVERTISEMENTS (that alone should make you delete it from your inventory). Also whoever made this penis shut down the ad server that ran it, so now every 15 mins whoever is wearing an onduty penis spams:
        ONDUTY Penis whispers: Problem Currently no WhoreWare product provider online.

        Why the HELL would you want this piece of shit? Did you really look at other penises out in SL to really give a fair comparison? Even amongst the freebies? My freebie penis is 1000x better than OnDuty. IT doesn’t spam, it’s hud doesn’t try to display advertisements. It sculpted so it looks real, and dosen’t look like a broken stick. I’m not saying this to plug my own penis but ANY penis is better than this waste of bandwidth.

        Comment by hugsalot — July 4, 2010 @ 12:38 am

  4. So do I get the free one / You never said ???

    Comment by Mike Murphy — May 19, 2013 @ 4:13 pm

    • you can get it your self, i don’t give them out on demand.

      Comment by Hugsie — May 22, 2013 @ 8:54 am

  5. ive got it and i apply it + hud but when i click one of the options, it doesnt do anything

    Comment by Jack — March 10, 2016 @ 10:49 am


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