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January 13, 2007

You might be a noobtard if….

Filed under: Second Life Shit! — Hugsie @ 1:06 am

In the spirit of “you might be a redneck” i bring you…

You might be a noobtard if…

…you must use “appearance mode” to view the front of your avatar
…you wear your penis over layers of clothing that have no open fly
…YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR CAPS-LOCK KEY.
…your cock resembles a pink colored cotton-swab (Q-tip) or a matchstick.
…you have balled spots on your prim hair
…you still have your avi hair on WITH your prim hair
…you are always in run-mode bumping into everyone in the area.
…you can’t tell the difference from open chat message and an IM message
…you believe “mouse look” is an avatar-look you can wear.
…you think the group title in nametags is the avatar’s name
…you introduce your self saying  “I’m new here” when it’s obvious you’re a noob.
…you introduce yourself saying your name, when it’s already over your head.

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2 Comments »

  1. Oh dear – then I was a noob for far too long 😦 Still I am trying to learn 🙂

    Comment by William Interflug — January 27, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  2. … and actually I didn’t commit all of these transgressions

    Comment by William Interflug — January 27, 2007 @ 10:27 pm


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