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January 13, 2007

You might be a noobtard if….

Filed under: Second Life Shit! — Hugsie @ 1:06 am

In the spirit of “you might be a redneck” i bring you…

You might be a noobtard if…

…you must use “appearance mode” to view the front of your avatar
…you wear your penis over layers of clothing that have no open fly
…your cock resembles a pink colored cotton-swab (Q-tip) or a matchstick.
…you have balled spots on your prim hair
…you still have your avi hair on WITH your prim hair
…you are always in run-mode bumping into everyone in the area.
…you can’t tell the difference from open chat message and an IM message
…you believe “mouse look” is an avatar-look you can wear.
…you think the group title in nametags is the avatar’s name
…you introduce your self saying  “I’m new here” when it’s obvious you’re a noob.
…you introduce yourself saying your name, when it’s already over your head.



  1. Oh dear – then I was a noob for far too long 😦 Still I am trying to learn 🙂

    Comment by William Interflug — January 27, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  2. … and actually I didn’t commit all of these transgressions

    Comment by William Interflug — January 27, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

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