Users who take FOREVER to say anything, and you can see them “typing” and you can hear the “typing” sound repeat over and over, but takes over a minute for them to say a handful of words.
Noobtards who aren’t discreet with their sexual advances towards me or other people near me. Noobtards who yell out “NE1 WUT 2 FUK?” will not be responded kindly.
Noobtards who type IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! Use capslock dumbass!
People who keep sitting on my dance pole! ARG! Annoying blue menus popup that I have to deal with when you get on and off my pole. STOP IT MORONS! It’s asked NOT to do this right on the fucking table, you risk getting ejected from the Palace if you do this (not banned unless you’re a dick about it).
I HATE this lame “matchstick” of a cock that noobs have all the time. It looks like a Q-tip, or a matchstick.. depending on how users color it. It looks STUPID. get rid of them.. you can get better looking cocks elsewhere! I even hand out freebie cocks that do look halfway decent, but they aren’t scripted.
eople who don’t respond after I greet them and say hello. For fucks sake if you see your NAME said in chat you think you’d respond regardless if you speak English or not. Even worse when they do something that pisses me off and they don’t say anything, or even apologizes. Fucking social RETARDS!