Trigger happy Lindens

I logged into the beta test grid to see what’s going on, and who might be online.  After waiting a good 10 mins for the lag to clear up and actually see my self, I shouted “So what are we testing today? how good the lag is?”  Joking of course.

But a smart-ass jerk Linden responds saying “there’s a thing called a website that explains this.”   I’m thinking to my self NO SHIT SHERLOCK.. a moment later he (or she, I forget the Linden’s name) shouts out the URL to the Linden blog.

So we go back and forth a few more times shouting, and at some point the Lidnen said he was going to go “find me” and I’m wondering to my self what for? I don’t need any help, I’m just SLOWLY trying to get the fuck out of the PG sim since I’m BUTT NEKKID, some simulators won’t let me in since they are full, and I can’t access my inventory.

So I yelled back saying there’s no need for his help, and next thing I knew I was logged out by an administrator.  Trying to log back in said I couldn’t login for another HOUR.  WTF is with this asshole Linden?

Did he temp ban me because I was yelling too much?  He’s the only one who kept RESPONDING to every shout I said.  He could have easily IMed me if I was shouting too much.  I didn’t need any help at all.

Did he ban me because I was butt nekkid with my cock dangling out?  He didn’t GIVE me any reason why he kicked me offline for an hour… and that’s completely fucking RUDE.

And what PISSES me off is why the fucking system insists in tossing me into a PG sim when my home location isn’t online.  And not just any PG sim, but the Ahern/Morris welcome area that’s always packed with people, and lagged to hell.

Hell I was about to log out soon anyway before Asshole Linden kicked me offline, because there was nothing to do, none of my friends were on, and it was too fucking lagged to get around anywhere.  The whole reason I got on was just to see IF my friends were on.

If you login to the Beta test grid today, beware of the trigger happy Lindens in the welcome area.

more crap

I don’t know where the Lindens get the idea that the current database issues have been “resolved” as they keep showing in their blog posts.  It’s not.  With an average of 22,000 accounts logged in at one time, the servers are under a lot of stress.

Just look at the people posting on LL’s blogs.  Most of them are fucking morons who don’t know the difference between an IP address and their asshole.  Arguing over semantics of SL is a MMORPG or not, comparing it to database managers at some IT conglomerate corporation that no one has ever heard of.. and of course comparing it to WoW and other online games saying how they are doing it better. bla bla bla bla.   Yeah whatever you know it all assholes.  These assholes are worse than LL claiming everything is okay when it obviously isn’t.

Also this past weekend SL went past their 3 million user count, with absolutely no fan fair.  They made a big friggin deal about hitting the 2 million count, that lasted for a couple weeks, and in only a few months later we hit 3 million.

With all this crap going on… I’m supprised that the value of L$ hasn’t gone down the toilet.  I’m not playing as much as I used to because it’s becoming a hassle just to login.  And I just feel like I should just stay offline and let this blow over, and not controbute to the problem by sitting online all day.

Diguet is horribly lagged

Diguet is the simulator that the Palace and Garden are located in.  Recently a high traffic yet shitty casino just opened up practically door, and with all those camping avatars has severely downgraded the performance of Diguet to the point I don’t want to go there anymore.  Frame rate is atrocious, everything takes forever to load.  Some times I can’t even GET there since the simulator is FULL!

I sent a quick IM to the owner asking if he can do something about it, and gave him some simple suggestions.  He was apparently online when I sent it, but he never did respond back.  I hope he’s not some conceded asshole.. even though his born date is about 6 weeks ago… he is a noob.

The casino it self sucks. Crappy games, lame camping chairs that pay out jack shit.  But people flock to these things all the time, and it’s always packing them in causing everything else to drag along with it.

This is probably where all the recent grifing is coming from.  Noobtard assholes who quickly get bored of the casino start looking around nearby and they see us shemales dancing and goofing off, and start being assholes towards us.

So.. I probably won’t be spending much time at the Palace/Garden until the lag clears up.

Dominate Assholes

For the past couple weeks I’ve been dealing with certain people in-world who either act like they are superior to others as a role-play trip, OR who actually are conceded; it’s hard to tell. My problem is that some of these dominate/masters use this “status” as an excuse to be rude assholes towards everyone.

We have assholes like Shipper Sodwind, who bark orders at MY pets disrespecting me in the process, while claiming HE was being disrespected because my pet didn’t obey his stupid order.  Fuck you Shipper.

Drama queen bitches like Rosy Caldwell who treats everyone as a subordinate because she’s a self proclaimed “mistress” and I’m just a “escort” as if being an escort is lower down the food chain, and I’m supposed to “deal” with her rude and bitchy attitudes.  Fuck you Rosy I have pets too, YOU DEAL WITH IT.

More recently this over-sized overdosed steroids infused red daemoness bitch who’s OBVIOUSLY over compensating for something in her/his RL, named Rena Kuu. She has an over-sized penis about the length of my leg. While she was civilized, still had this conceded air about her. She gave me “permission” to leave her alone when we were done with our conversation; yet a) I don’t need permission from her to do anything, I’m not her subordinate.  b) this occured at SM Sex Garden, where I am a guardian and if anyone is a subordinate it’s her while she’s there.  Fuck you Rena.

I don’t abuse my powers as a guardian unless you cross the line or break the rules.  Otherwise I treat EVERYONE as an equal, unless I’ve established a relationship with someone and they CHOSE to be my subordinate slave/pet, and even then I don’t treat my subs like shit.  Unless someone gives me a reason to think otherwise like noobtards, grifers, assholes, etc.

So please, don’t use your “master/mistress” status EXCUSE to be an asshole towards me or others.  If you can’t give me common simple respect for me, go fuck your self please. Thank you.

You might be a noobtard if….

In the spirit of “you might be a redneck” i bring you…

You might be a noobtard if…

…you must use “appearance mode” to view the front of your avatar
…you wear your penis over layers of clothing that have no open fly
…YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR CAPS-LOCK KEY.
…your cock resembles a pink colored cotton-swab (Q-tip) or a matchstick.
…you have balled spots on your prim hair
…you still have your avi hair on WITH your prim hair
…you are always in run-mode bumping into everyone in the area.
…you can’t tell the difference from open chat message and an IM message
…you believe “mouse look” is an avatar-look you can wear.
…you think the group title in nametags is the avatar’s name
…you introduce your self saying  “I’m new here” when it’s obvious you’re a noob.
…you introduce yourself saying your name, when it’s already over your head.